Congrats....me cousin kinda

Today....my cousin get married at some church and now he is gone over to the darkside.......the endless graveyard of marriage or is it endless happiness. Either way i think he is happy wif his decision. Welcome Jennifer to them cousin ranks.

Now there is another problem in hand.....who shall be next.
4 candidates 1 position.
They are
Me, Me Engineer Bro, Me DJ couz and Me Psych couz

I cant really say the race is on though but there is a bet going on. Whoever get married next has to belanja makan haha. Hope i dont be the first in line.
Jennifer : Oi so we getting married rite
Chris : I think so....I not sure lah need ka??? A bit lazy lahhh
Jennifer :Wat u mean lazy har?? U gave me ring and say U Lurve Me summore
Chris :Kenot remember lor......
Jennifer : I got contract u kenot escape....U dun marry me I chop U
Chris : Ok ok....u win (I wonder wats for dinner)
Jennifer : Are you sure this is the way to da Church ka?
Chris : Church?? I tot we go Mc'D
Jennifer : You crazy ka Mc'D later church first!!!
Chris : Ok Ok lets ask that 2 bums over there


Daniel : Hey hey look camera yay!!!!!
Hong : Quick look as retarded as you can wheeeeee!!!
Daniel : Eh wat the fella doin pointing here and there ah???
Hong : I aso dunno nvm quick quick help me open this pack of chips
Chris : Oi u know where the church is ka???
Jennifer : Haiya they look retarded they wont know wannn
Daniel : Plss... we not retarded ok....we are super retarded there is a diff
Chris : Wahh got diff summore....more power ka?
Daniel : Abaden
Hong : Dun ask us for directions just use ur chiu kap super powderrrrr
Daniel : Like Harry Potter!!!
Hong : Nonsense like Kamen Rider he got motor chai u noe....rempit rempit rempit
Daniel : Yay Rempit!!!!

Chris & Jennifer : ..........(@_@)
Chris : Lemme use my super yeng yeng siong leng chai powerssss
Jennifer : Yay super power
Christ : I shall use it to transport us to da church.....like star trek teleport
Jennifer : Looks more like dragon ball lor just u put finger to chin and not head
Chris : Doesn't matter it works its fun and its cute...cheaper than bus also


Jennifer : Hahaha wats with the face lah
Chris : Must stay cute for it to work
Jennifer : Just do it lahh
Chris : Thundercatsss......oooooohhhhhh TOFUFA!!!!

Jennifer : Wahh so kengg into dress summore
Chris : Abaden its called Smurfing
Jennifer : Ok smile
Chris : Wheeee

Mr Ong : Hmm is there something on today?.....kenot remember not important lah
Mrs Ong : Our boy boy getting married lah
Mr Ong : Haiya nvm lah small thing only. 2 down 1 to go
Mrs Ong : What small thing? I can get more grandchildren lah
Mr Ong : Ohhh look u can get a good deal on golf set...buy 2 get 1 free
Mrs Ong : Oi time to go to da church now lah
Mr Ong : Ok ok lets go

Daniel : Last man standing....nvm i pan kool and yeng nobody will know.
Besides there will be 4 ppl fighting for the next position haha let them all fight and
belanja me makan yay. Now back to WOW and DOTA

Kah Peng : Mwahaha i will be in the last 4 ppl hehe. I long way more hahaaha.
I think got man Utd match tonite ler........Nvm introducing the 4 ppl fighting
for the next marriage kakkakaka.

Jan Mei a.k.a Jan doing psych.....maybe she can psych a guy. Kau chaiiii!!!
Very leng lui and fun to hang out wif. Age 25 still young and attractive.
Odds are 3.5:1 for sure win
To get to know please apply within.


Jon....doing IT( graphic design) part time DJ plays house and some other stuff
Very yeng and very nice guy confirm will entertain u wan
If you wanna get for ur party and if u wanna get to know personally
Age 27 and still happening and churning choonz.
Odds are 3:1 for sure win
Please apply within

Wei Leong a.k.a William.....engineer. Just graduated age 24. Still young and going
Sources says that he may have a gf. Likes archery and computers.
May be a nerd but a happening nerd at that one. Odds are good for this one.
Paying 4:1 for sure win.
Not sure if need to apply within anot....

Last one Wei Hong a.k.a Benny.
Currently studying Property in NZ. Age 22 and counting.
Still very young and very yeng.
Likes to hang out and enjoys extreme sports and music and food.
Happening fella and tells nonsense all the time.
Also known as Chinaman in Uni.
Odds are going at -10:1 for no apparent reason......maybe rosak or something
Please apply within for more info..........then again dun bother lah




CONGRATS CHRISTOPHER AND JENNIFER ONG

Another Lazy Week.........

Supposed to be doing my assignment and looking at some other nonsense to draw out some stuff for assignment. Past few days were sucky as i felt totally unmotivated to do anything. Maybe a mood swing...tend to get a lot these days. But i blame it all on my lack of milo. Ran outta milo like 2 days ago so kinda lost my hype to do anything. Then again i am always a lazy bugger. Wish i was back home to be able to attend my cousin's wedding. Fella dun wanna entertain my orders to wait till i balik....sigh oh well. 2nd wedding i missed this year....crap.

Friday 2 machas are gonna go collect Herbie...sat is makan wif maybe a simpsons movie. Assignment due on Monday and another in like 2 weeks later. Tests coming up soon i have to study. Stop being on the comp also. Just whack some songs up. I need to get out of NZ it aint doin me any good just killing my mood all the time.

Everyone is so hyped up about some dumb Harry Pothead book and movie. Just a lousy kids book where u have some retarded kid running around acting like rambo with 2 side characters waving a piece of wood and saying some crap and poop shoots outta the wand. Why do ppl like it anyway weird. The main characters should die i say die. Crush them kids dream of being a wizard or witch or some mud crap.

Things back home have gone from bad to worse. Politicians are making up nonsense. Local uni ppl having to sign some dumb declaration that they would be loyal to the country....wth has Malaysia turned into some kinda country with a shadow government behind it or is it just some ppl trying to impose their views on others. Nobody knows. The economy isnt moving anywhere coz we dont want to improve ourselves instead we just put on some fancy dress and spew a bunch of crap.

Malaysia boleh?? as if man. Gaya ada Mutu tak ada. Samyvellu saying some nonsense about the heavy rain and the roof cannot hold it. Bullshit. I bet i can do a better job. Even colonial houses and old buildings have held more rain in its life than the damn Parliment did. Samy had like millions to repair it and now is asking for more....someone please explain the logic in it. 12 million more. so 4 million or more like 40k is spent on repairs then the rest is in the pocket. I bet in the next 1-2 years he would be asking for more to fix the Parliment again.

Now ISA can be used against bloggers. Smart move. Ppl would just end up moving out of Malaysia and continue slanting the government. If the government has nothing to hide then it wouldnt need the ISA and Nazri being all dumb and retarded. Using ISA would only cause more problems and there will be international interventions. So much for our freedom of speech. More like u get limited freedom of speech while we the govt censor and edit watever you say to make us look like the good guys. Every govt in the world has its bad sides and Malaysia just doesnt dare to show it cause its full of corruption and nonsensical bullshit.

Najib being all high and mighty saying stuff which will cause interracial problems. Like as if the country doesnt have enough problems. Then later telling MCA to shut up and dont talk about it. Telling the media to not publish anything about it. Just telling everyone to shutup and be a good boy or girl and just follow us blindly. I do agree that the country has a mainly muslim population and that we do run the govt in a sort of a muslim way. But it has other races as well and as the founding father Tunku Abdul Rahman said it is a secular country. It is even in the constitution. Now we are abandoning the constitution for some stuff you think is right....stupidity at its highest level.


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macha why lah u get drunk so fast.......u knocked out before the party even manage to go full swing dey......apa lah u macha. i havent even got high yet and you run and get knocked out. had to drag u to the car summore before police datang


p.s. i also need to plan my escape soon

Happy Bday PK

went for PK bday yesterday. makan at mexican cafe. supposed to go down to dunedin but coz of timetables clashes and lack of funding we didnt........then again its a good thing i guess.

so we went to makan at about 830 ish but it was full so we went down to a bar to wait for the table to clear. had a vanilla martini....wanted a dry matini but didnt know what the recipe is so too bad. so after waiting about 1 hour we got a table at mexican cafe. the food was not bad it was filling. good to make you full. to the point u go ahh nice full not the soo full cannot eat anymore.

after that went clubbin. arrived there at about 1130 but club was quite empty so we just waited and by 1230 ppl started coming in......just about time i guess. maybe coz canter students havent started uni yet so they are just chillin. finished about 330 and reached back about 4ish

anyway happy 23rd PK

Whacked out mood swings.....weird

Getting bad mood swings these days.........feeling insecure?? maybe

listening to too much slow ballad songs not good for me i guess

or could be longing for someone...no idea

I feel whacked out

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