Of Drunks.....Drunk Bums......and an Ambulance

sober people


not so sober ppl


drunk ppl stealing drinks


First Stage


Second Stage


Third Stage

Fourth Stage


Final Stage....grand opening, grand closing


Outcome

The NoodleShop - 3 ringgit 50 sen

new song for the lame bums

dedicated to the noodleshop

tune is candyshop by 50 cent

song is

THE NOODLESHOP by 3 RINGGIT 50 SEN


yeah
uh huh
so sedap-tive

i'll take u to the noodle shop
baby we'll eat noodles non-stop
curry noodles is the best we got
makan till u hit the spot(syok)

i'll take u to the noodle shop
dude noodles is all i got
justin makes noodles better than any shop
just makan till u hit the spot(burpp)

u can have it ur way, how hot u wan it
ur gonna order something now or should i go next table
temperature rising, quick order some teh ais
noodle shop jam packed, hot as a chestnut
i'll make pan mee for u now, macha its simple
if u dowan it spicy, i'll make hokkien mee
in the shop or out on the jalan
at the mamak or in the medan, its wherever u see
got the chopsticks, i'm the noodle doctor
have ur friends ask u where i cook at
wanna order some now or even tapau, no problem
sit on the chair then makan like very hungry
i'm the noodle king when it comes to noodles
after u makan and sweat u can wipe it wif tissue
i'm trying to make noodles the best way i can
its wantan mee in ur mouth but not in ur hands(gila ka)

i'll take u to the noodle shop
baby we'll eat noodles non-stop
curry noodles is the best we got
makan till u hit the spot(syok)

i'll take u to the noodle shop
dude noodles is all i got
justin makes noodles better than any shop
just makan till u hit the spot(burpp)

hey where we makan(where we makan)
wat noodles we makan(wat noodles we makan)
the curry we makan(curry we makan)
have a date at the noodle shop(oh yeahh)

bring the curry noodles, hot and spicy
makan it quick, like there is no tomorrow
u aint makan any curry like this before
coz nobody else makes curry like this before
soon as u come to the shop u sit and order one
its like a race who can makan more noodles
isnt it sedap how spicy it is to eat them noodles
had me thinking about that bowl after i leave
u make the char kuey teow at the right time
fan on or fan off, its just too sedap
so sedap-tive, u should see the noodles in my shop
makan in slow-mo at the table when it comes
as long as its cekap and nice, macha i aint stopping
drippin wet with sweat man its hot and spicy
all my noodle campaign, bowl after bowl its gone
and we gon' makan every noodle until ur shop is empty

i'll take u to the noodle shop
baby we'll eat noodles non-stop
curry noodles is the best we got
makan till u hit the spot(syok)

i'll take u to the noodle shop
dude noodles is all i got
justin makes noodles better than any shop
just makan till u hit the spot(burpp)

i'll take u to the noodle shop
baby we'll eat noodles non-stop
curry noodles is the best we got
makan till u hit the spot(syok)

i'll take u to the noodle shop
dude noodles is all i got
justin makes noodles better than any shop
just makan till u hit the spot(burppp)


rated NG - noodle guidance

please eat noodles when reading this post. order you noodles now from The Noodle Shop now serving curry noodlessss

hehe got u a nice one Justin

Hungry for Mamak and Goodbye Car

Its the middle of the night.......you look around randomly in your phone

what do you find???

ROTI TOSAI ANACONDA!!!

i blame my cousin for making me hungry in the middle of the night.....damn u ling2




what happends when you speed too much u lose control of your car..........freak accidents happen. so never drink and drive because it is better to drive while drinking instead of drinking while driving.........so drive and drink


because of this there goes the car and there goes the NZD 1500 bucks spent on the car...plus whatever other expenses










its not my car by the way.....my friends car. mine is still safe and intact.........God have mercy on this poor Car's soul