Congrats....me cousin kinda

Today....my cousin get married at some church and now he is gone over to the darkside.......the endless graveyard of marriage or is it endless happiness. Either way i think he is happy wif his decision. Welcome Jennifer to them cousin ranks.

Now there is another problem in hand.....who shall be next.
4 candidates 1 position.
They are
Me, Me Engineer Bro, Me DJ couz and Me Psych couz

I cant really say the race is on though but there is a bet going on. Whoever get married next has to belanja makan haha. Hope i dont be the first in line.
Jennifer : Oi so we getting married rite
Chris : I think so....I not sure lah need ka??? A bit lazy lahhh
Jennifer :Wat u mean lazy har?? U gave me ring and say U Lurve Me summore
Chris :Kenot remember lor......
Jennifer : I got contract u kenot escape....U dun marry me I chop U
Chris : Ok ok....u win (I wonder wats for dinner)
Jennifer : Are you sure this is the way to da Church ka?
Chris : Church?? I tot we go Mc'D
Jennifer : You crazy ka Mc'D later church first!!!
Chris : Ok Ok lets ask that 2 bums over there


Daniel : Hey hey look camera yay!!!!!
Hong : Quick look as retarded as you can wheeeeee!!!
Daniel : Eh wat the fella doin pointing here and there ah???
Hong : I aso dunno nvm quick quick help me open this pack of chips
Chris : Oi u know where the church is ka???
Jennifer : Haiya they look retarded they wont know wannn
Daniel : Plss... we not retarded ok....we are super retarded there is a diff
Chris : Wahh got diff summore....more power ka?
Daniel : Abaden
Hong : Dun ask us for directions just use ur chiu kap super powderrrrr
Daniel : Like Harry Potter!!!
Hong : Nonsense like Kamen Rider he got motor chai u noe....rempit rempit rempit
Daniel : Yay Rempit!!!!

Chris & Jennifer : ..........(@_@)
Chris : Lemme use my super yeng yeng siong leng chai powerssss
Jennifer : Yay super power
Christ : I shall use it to transport us to da church.....like star trek teleport
Jennifer : Looks more like dragon ball lor just u put finger to chin and not head
Chris : Doesn't matter it works its fun and its cute...cheaper than bus also


Jennifer : Hahaha wats with the face lah
Chris : Must stay cute for it to work
Jennifer : Just do it lahh
Chris : Thundercatsss......oooooohhhhhh TOFUFA!!!!

Jennifer : Wahh so kengg into dress summore
Chris : Abaden its called Smurfing
Jennifer : Ok smile
Chris : Wheeee

Mr Ong : Hmm is there something on today?.....kenot remember not important lah
Mrs Ong : Our boy boy getting married lah
Mr Ong : Haiya nvm lah small thing only. 2 down 1 to go
Mrs Ong : What small thing? I can get more grandchildren lah
Mr Ong : Ohhh look u can get a good deal on golf set...buy 2 get 1 free
Mrs Ong : Oi time to go to da church now lah
Mr Ong : Ok ok lets go

Daniel : Last man standing....nvm i pan kool and yeng nobody will know.
Besides there will be 4 ppl fighting for the next position haha let them all fight and
belanja me makan yay. Now back to WOW and DOTA

Kah Peng : Mwahaha i will be in the last 4 ppl hehe. I long way more hahaaha.
I think got man Utd match tonite ler........Nvm introducing the 4 ppl fighting
for the next marriage kakkakaka.

Jan Mei a.k.a Jan doing psych.....maybe she can psych a guy. Kau chaiiii!!!
Very leng lui and fun to hang out wif. Age 25 still young and attractive.
Odds are 3.5:1 for sure win
To get to know please apply within.


Jon....doing IT( graphic design) part time DJ plays house and some other stuff
Very yeng and very nice guy confirm will entertain u wan
If you wanna get for ur party and if u wanna get to know personally
Age 27 and still happening and churning choonz.
Odds are 3:1 for sure win
Please apply within

Wei Leong a.k.a William.....engineer. Just graduated age 24. Still young and going
Sources says that he may have a gf. Likes archery and computers.
May be a nerd but a happening nerd at that one. Odds are good for this one.
Paying 4:1 for sure win.
Not sure if need to apply within anot....

Last one Wei Hong a.k.a Benny.
Currently studying Property in NZ. Age 22 and counting.
Still very young and very yeng.
Likes to hang out and enjoys extreme sports and music and food.
Happening fella and tells nonsense all the time.
Also known as Chinaman in Uni.
Odds are going at -10:1 for no apparent reason......maybe rosak or something
Please apply within for more info..........then again dun bother lah




CONGRATS CHRISTOPHER AND JENNIFER ONG