Random funness

Was with my friends today at La Porchetta having a meal and talking. Conversation somehow went this way and that and ended up being funny.

J: so u dont drink ka?
N: of course not, i think its bad
PK: what u mean bad
N: when u drink u get drunk and you do stuff like eat pork and rape girls lah
Me: but u main perempuan wat so wats the big deal
N: when u drink whisky u will get drunk and do weird things lah. also i think its bad
J: then religion leh
N: oh yea religion also a bit only
J: useless say lah religion earlier on
Me: but u see PK drink whisky all the time he dun get drunk and eat beef wat. pork also have to force the fella to eat wan.
J: PK chicken chicken chicken all the way
PK: eh shaddup chicken is nice ok
N: haiya that one different he drink all the time wan. summore whisky tastes bad
J: how u noe it taste bad if u nva try before
N: haiya no need to taste also u noe lah
Me: must force you to drink whisky before u die. inject u with it how
N: kenot kenot not good
J: aisay just try lah its not as if u gonna go to hell rite
N: dowan lah these things susah mau say
PK: ceh
Me: so lemme get this straight. when u die and go to see God. He look at ur life and say u killed and raped some ppl while still living u gonna say but i didnt drink whisky so i get to go to heaven rite?
J: hahahahah i got nothing to say
N: .........i kena kantoi adey
PK: i dun get it i dun get it